Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Top 10 Hindi Funny Jokes On Girls

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Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach
bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.
Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!

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3 boys proposed a girl

1st:
Mai tumhare liye Apni jaan de sakta hu..
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain..

2nd:
Mai tumhare liye Chand taare todkar la sakta hu..
Girl: Purana dialogue hai..

3rd:
Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga
Girl : (Ankho me ansu k sath) Pagal itna chahta hai muje !!

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Honey Singh : Main woh launda, nahin hu jo tere sath padhta hun...

Girl : Haan IIT mein hun main, teri aukaat bhi nahi hai wahan padhne ki...!

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Tiger : Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur Animal Planet walo ne bhi Pareshan kar k rakha hai..
Monkey - Kyun? Kya hua bhai.!
Tiger - Saale ratdin camere lagake baithte hai, Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain..!
"Only Few Left..Only Few Left."

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KG ki class me Madam 1Bache se boli-
1se10 tak ginti sunao ,Mai tumhe 1 kiss dungi...
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Bacha-Madam agar 100 Tak suna dun to
Honeymoon pakka Na...

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Grlfrnd : Mujhe Maaf Kar Do Maine Tumse Chupaya...
Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai...
Boyfrnd :Aray Koi Baat Nahi Chalo ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwata Hun...!

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TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor : Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor : Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....
Anchor : Inhain baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor : Safaid ko.....
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor : Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
Anchor : Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor : Kale ko......
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor : Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....
Anchor (Ghusse se): Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala?
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!

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Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...
kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?
Santa - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon par card me likha hai, "Dinner 7-12pm"

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Sunny Leone Mar Gayi Toh Uski Kabar Pe Imran Hashmi Aya Or Bahut Hasne Laga
1 Aadmi : Aap Q Has Rahe Ho...!
Imran : Kamini Life Me, Pehli Baar Akeli Soyi Hai...!

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Pappu :- I fell in Love with you the minute I saw you.... Will you Marry me ?
Girl :- Hindi Mein Bol , Harami ! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati
Pappu :- Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi Aisa Lag Raha Hai , Behen !

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Postman Knocked The Door...
A Kid Came Wid Cigrete In Mouth & Beer In Hand...
Postman:" Papa Hain.. ??
Kid:" Abe Bhootni K, Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai, Baap Ghar Pe Hoga.!

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Pappu To His Friend : Yr Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge
Jab Tak Ye Samne Vale Ped 3 Ke 6 Nhi Dikhte...
Waiter : Bass Karo Saalo Samne 1 Hi Ped Hai, Ab Kya Pura Jungle Dekhoge!

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He- I love your Glamour...
She- aww..but wo mere papa ki hai, mere pas Scooty pep+ hai...

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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

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Sunday, March 9, 2014

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This one will kill u ................
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Onion Got Married 2 Cabbage And The Next
Morning a Friend Asked Onion
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How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night?
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Onion Said 'Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi
Subah Ho Gayi...!

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Heights of irritating someone:

Boy: pen hai.?
Girl: nahi..

Thodi der baad.!
Boy: pen hai ?
Girl: nahi bola na.
Boy: pen hai pen.?
Girl: nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to hathode se sar phod dungi.!

Kuch der baad.!
Boy: hathoda hai kya..???
Girl: nahi..
Boy: accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???

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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

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Heart melting love story:

Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.

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White House receptionist to OBAMA..
"Sir..someone has called up but not speaking anything"
OBAMA - Tell him Namaste !!
He must be Manmohan Sing from INDIA

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Dr: Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !

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Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum!!
Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??.................................

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T.T - Ticket dikhao
Santa - Aa lo ji.
T.T - Eh toh purani ticket hai.
Santa - toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nikalwai hai..

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Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College..
Son: No Maa.. I don't want to go to college..
Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college..
Son: 1. All students hate me..
2. All staff hates me..
Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason..
Come on, U must go to college..
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go 2 college..
Mom: 1. U are 47 years old..
2. U are the Principal of the college..
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Moral: Sirf Bachon ka hi Dil nahi karta Chhutti karne ka!

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Aaj ki Ladki

Girl - mera mobile zada time meri mom k paas hota hai .
Boy-agr hum pakde gaye to ,.?
Girl -nahi pakde ja sakte
Boy-kyun??
Girl-- kyunki maine tumhara number 'battery low' ke naam se save kiya hua hai...
jab tumhari call ati hai mumy
mobile charging par lga kar chali jati hai..

Arvind Kejriwal was CM for 47 days.

In history, he will be known as AK-47.

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BREAKING NEWS:
Kejriwal will be going for Dharna from tomorrow
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against Afridi.

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Tuesday, March 4, 2014

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