Monday, February 21, 2011

Funny jokes one liners

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Funny jokes one liners
Funny jokes one liners are the only jokes that are small funny jokes with one sentence so are called as one liners jokes. Enjoy these jokes and share it with your friends and family.


1) Headline in the Paper: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.

2) Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
3) What's the difference between a policeman's nightstick and a magician's wand? 
Answer- A magician's wand is for cunning stunts.

4)  My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

5) What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

6) What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? answer - el-if-i-no

7)An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. 

8) If all is not lost, where is it?

9) When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?

10) Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "S" in it?

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