Saturday, February 5, 2011

Worlds top 10 funny pickup lines

  1. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
  2. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
  3. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes- Worlds Best Computer error - Keyboard Not found Press F1 to continue.
  4. I m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
  5. Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?
  6. He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
  7. To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times.
  8. The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
  9. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
  10. He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I’m a bottle of wine.

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