Sunday, March 6, 2011

Top 10 one liners jokes

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: 'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'The bus driver shakes his head and says, 'No, I'm sorry.'Hearing this, the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters:'Will it take ME?'


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10 Blonde Science Fair Projects:
10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9) Is lighter fluid flammable?
8) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?
7) Are knives sharp?
6) Can sharks hurt a human?
5) What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?
4) Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?
3) Can I go through a brick wall?
2) Can dogs talk?
1) Are blondes really dumb?

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