Saturday, April 23, 2011

Funny jokes for adults - Biggest Funny Adult Story Joke

After posting Top 10 Dirty Pictures & double meaning funny pictures. Today we are posting a funny adult joke long story.

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One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.

So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. 

When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.

16 years later

16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" 

"What?"

I pissed out a bullet.

So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.

Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."

So the mom told her what happened 16 years ago.

Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" 

The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet." 

"No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!" 

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4 Responses to “Funny jokes for adults - Biggest Funny Adult Story Joke”

Anonymous said...
July 28, 2011 at 4:46 AM

so one day a mom and a dad went to golf lessons first the dad went up he hit good but the instructor told him hold it like your holding your wifes boobs and he hit 200 yrds, then the mom went up and the instructor said hold the golf like your holding your husbands penis accept take it out of your mouth


Anonymous said...
January 17, 2012 at 11:27 AM

Dad says to son. "Okay. After every question, say Ketchup and Rubber Buns ok?"
Son: Ok
Dad: What did you eat for dinner last night?
Son: Ketchup and Rubber buns
Dad: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?
Son: Ketchup and.....HEY!


funny jokes said...
January 18, 2012 at 8:37 PM

Thanks for the comments


Anonymous said...
February 26, 2013 at 6:47 AM

wiggle


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