After getting fame with world's most Top 10 Funny pictures with funny jokes , we are now posting Top 2 Dirty Funny Ladies Jokes.
1) Two Old Ladies Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

 One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks,

"What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?

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 2) Wear Condoms 

 A population control program had been introduced in a remote village, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills.

They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms. Doctor told Santa, who had 4 children in four years that he absolutely had to wear a condom.

Doctor explained that as long as he wore it his wife could not have another baby. About a month later Santa's wife, Jeeto, came in and she was pregnant. The doctor got very angry. He called Santa in and gave him a long lecture through an interpreter.

He asked Santa why he hadn't worn the condom. The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it. He never took it off." The doctor shook his head. "In that case, ask him how in the heck his wife is pregnant again?"

"He says," said the interpreter, "that after six days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end off."