Thursday, August 18, 2011

Yomama Funny Jokes | Funny Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Funny Pics

Yomama Funny Jokes

  • Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
  • Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres. 
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone. 
  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
     
      Funny Yo Mama Jokes


·        Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo".


·        Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order. 

·        Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view 

·        Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth 

·        Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor

·        Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

·        Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!



·        Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!


·        Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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·        Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

·        Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

·        Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

·        Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

·        Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.


·        Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

·        Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

·        Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

·        Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

·        Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

·        Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

·        Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

·        Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

·        Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

·        Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

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1 Responses to “Yomama Funny Jokes | Funny Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Funny Pics”

sidharth verma said...
August 19, 2011 at 1:23 AM

Yo mama is always funny...


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