Sunday, September 4, 2011

Funny Boyfriend Jokes Girlfriend Jokes

Here are the funny Girlfriend Boyfriend short Jokes.. Let's enjoy those Funny Arguments between Love Birds:

Girlfriend: I will marry you if u do some work of bravery.
Boyfriend: I am agree to marry you.It is not less than a work of bravery.

Boyfriend: Do you know exams are like girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, They are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..

Boyfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Do you remember what I just said?
Girlfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Boyfriend: Yes, If you insist..

Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..
Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let's start with Kisses..!!!"

Girlfriend: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, problems to

lighten your burden.
Boyfriend: It's very good darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girlfriend: Well that's because we aren't married yet..

Girlfriend: Are your sure that you love me only?
Boyfriend: Yes dear, i have checked my whole list.

Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked...

Boyfriend: Dear, i want to give a gift to my girlfriend, what should i give?
Friend: Diamond ring..
Boyfriend: No, i want to gift something which she has never used before..
Friend: Alright, you can gift her gents underwear...

Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have mind, very short figure!!
Girlfriend: what about Rest?
Boyfriend: Well rest have GIRLFRIENDS!!

Girlfriend said to boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be your forever.

Boyfriend: Thanks for the warning!!

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