Friday, January 13, 2012

Top 10 Jokes on Sardar - Top 10 Sardarji SMS Jokes

Top 10 Sardarji SMS

Here are the Top 10 Sardarji SMS, and Top 10 Jokes on Sardar


1.Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


2. Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.


3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….


4. Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!


5. Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?



6. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.

7.The teacher asks the Sardar: You have 10 chocolates, you give 5 to Anjali, 3 to Manju, and 2 to Smitha. What do you have now?

Sardar: Three new girlfriends!

8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..


9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.


10. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!



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1 Responses to “Top 10 Jokes on Sardar - Top 10 Sardarji SMS Jokes”

Sneha said...
February 12, 2012 at 4:00 PM

Everything is funny here :P


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