Sunday, March 25, 2012

Englishman & Frenchman Funny Jokes, Englishman Vs Frenchman Funny Joke


An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee,
croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-
gum, sits down next to him.  The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??"

Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.  In France , we
only eat what's inside.  The crusts we collect in a container, recycle
it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England ." The
Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Englishman: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't.  In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put
all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England ."

After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex
in France ?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: "And what do you do with the con dom s once you've used
them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

Englishman: "We don't.  In England , we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to
France ."

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