Saturday, August 17, 2013

Rakshabandhan Jokes, Raksha Bandhan 2013 Jokes in Hindi

FYI, Raksha Bandhan, (the bond of protection) or Rakhi is a Hindu festival primarily observed in India, Mauritius and Nepal, which celebrates the relationship between brothers & sisters. Here we are celebrating it with laughter and fun that's why publishing Raksha Bandhan 2013 Jokes in Hindi but in english text.

All new collection of hindi Rakshabandhan Jokes 2013 are here. Enjoy Funny jokes on Raksha bandhan and share it with your siblings.

Raksha Bandhan 2013 Funny Picture

Raksha bandhan Jokes starts from here

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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Classic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

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Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme...
RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai.. 
Janhit mai jari .........guys be careful with girls.......

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Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!
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Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.

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Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek zakkas item tere ko "RAKHI Pe "BHAIYA" Keh gayi….

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