Sunday, November 17, 2013

List of Top 10 Funny SMS Jokes in English

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Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush...! :P
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Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad?
Father replied : Because it had too many problems.
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Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!
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Father: Do you have a trouble making decisions?
Son: well, yes and no!!!
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Son: mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Good, you have done right thing.
Son: but mom I was sitting on dad's lap.
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Once in a bar, one guy said to another...
"I slept with your mom last night."
After that whole bar was waiting another guy's response.
After a while... he laughs and says:  Let's go home, Father, you are drunk....
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Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)...............!
Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are you Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook
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Happy Independence day
Please Ignore if u r MARRIED :P
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A Girl decided to marry
again ...
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because pics of her
last wedding didn't get
enough likes on
facebook :P
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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)?
If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."
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Laziness rocks:
Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u come & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u.
Boy: wen u come to slap me, bring the water :-D :-D
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.......
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A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ``I locked my keys in my car. Do you hav......

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