Wednesday, January 15, 2014
All Time Favourite Jokes in Hindi
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To:
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi
Nahi..!!:/
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. Jab Ladke Dekhein To
Girl : Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki
Tarah Dekh Raha Hai
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Zamana Aaj Kaha Se Kaha Pahoch Gaya He..
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3G
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4G
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5G
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Magar Jetha Lal Ek Hi Jagah Pe Atka Hua Hai...
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Babita G
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Pappu & Chinese in a train.
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A cockroach enters.
Chinese catches it & eats it!
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Another cockroach enters.
Pappu catches & asks d chinese:
Kharidega...????
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Every Student Gets
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As
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" TOPPERS "
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Best Relationship Status:
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I am not Single.....
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I am on Money Saving Mode.
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Boy on a date in his BMW car.
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Maine tumse ek baat
chupayi hai..
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Gf : kya?
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Bf: i m alrdy mrried!
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Gf: Tumne toh dara hi
diya tha..
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mai samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai
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A fully-Nude lady gets into taxi,
Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..
lady- haven't u ever seen a naked women??
Driver: not that, I'm just wondering where have u kept the money to pay me..
MORAL: Concentrate on ur Business, no matter what happens..
Be professional..!!
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Ek ladka school der se jata hai
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Principal :"Late kyo hue ???
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Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the
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Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir
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par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na .. !!
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Arranged marriage is like
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accepting
an unknown friend request on facebook.
Tags:
funny ,
funny jokes ,
Funny jokes funny ,
hindi
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To:
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi
Nahi..!!:/
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. .
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.
.
. Jab Ladke Dekhein To
Girl : Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki
Tarah Dekh Raha Hai
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Zamana Aaj Kaha Se Kaha Pahoch Gaya He..
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3G
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4G
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5G
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Magar Jetha Lal Ek Hi Jagah Pe Atka Hua Hai...
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Babita G
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Pappu & Chinese in a train.
.
.
.
.
.
A cockroach enters.
Chinese catches it & eats it!
.
.
.
.
.
Another cockroach enters.
Pappu catches & asks d chinese:
Kharidega...????
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Every Student Gets
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
" TOPPERS "
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Best Relationship Status:
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I am not Single.....
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I am on Money Saving Mode.
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Boy on a date in his BMW car.
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.
Maine tumse ek baat
chupayi hai..
.
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.
Gf : kya?
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Bf: i m alrdy mrried!
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Gf: Tumne toh dara hi
diya tha..
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mai samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai
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A fully-Nude lady gets into taxi,
Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..
lady- haven't u ever seen a naked women??
Driver: not that, I'm just wondering where have u kept the money to pay me..
MORAL: Concentrate on ur Business, no matter what happens..
Be professional..!!
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Ek ladka school der se jata hai
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Principal :"Late kyo hue ???
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Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the
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Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir
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par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na .. !!
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Arranged marriage is like
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accepting
an unknown friend request on facebook.
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