Sunday, January 19, 2014
Funny Jokes: Best Comedy Jokes Ever
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Mom:"school
jaa,
Bachcha:"nahi jaunga
Mom:"kyu ??
Bachcha:"job kar lunga..
Mom:"Nalayak beshram..
KG 2 padh k kya job karega.. ??
.
Bachcha:"KG 1 ki ladkiyo ko
tuition padaunga ... !!
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Different
age groups:
1st
to 3rd class hey I studied everything for exam.
4th to 6th class:"hey that question was very hard so i leave only
that question
7th to 10th class: "hey Read only important questions..
11th class: "i think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass .
12th class: "kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??
And in college: saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi
nahi laya. !!
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Log
kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai- aur
aadat ho jaati hai.
(◦.◦)
<) )>
_/ /_
Hume dekho,
Hum Bachpan se padhai kar rahe hai.. par Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui..
thats called SELF CONTROL
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Kyonki TECHNICAL Problem Hae..............
Sab Players Ka Face Ek Jaisa Hota Hai,
Jo Out Ho Gaya
Wahi
Muh Dhoke Phir
Se Aa Skta hai...
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USA:
"Hamare DOG Football khelte hai,
JAPAN: "Hamari FISH dance Karti hai,
CHINA: "Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai,.
INDIA: "Hamare GADHE Desh Chalate hai
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Angry
Moment:-
when U are sleeping
& someone enters Ur Room,
turns on the Lite
& then leaves Without
turning it OFF..!!!
kasam se aag lag jaati he dil me.
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A Hunter Saw That And Shot Over The Tree.
5 Male Birds Flew Away.
But 1 Female Bird Kept Sitting.
Why?
.
.
.
.
.
Bas Nakhre.
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Bahar College k Tu Samose ki dukan kholega.
Boy - Tu mt Thukra Mera Pyar,
1 Din Pachtayegi Usi dukan pe Bartan Manjti Nazar ayegi...
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Cuteness:
Ek Choti Si Bacchi Apne Papa Se Gussa Ho
Kar Ghar K Bahar Baithi Thi...
Maa: Kya Hua ??
Bacchi: Apke Husband K Sath Meli Banti Nhi Hai...
Mujhe Mela Husband Chahiye... !!
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Wife:
Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana
Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai
Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!.. Tum Toh Ho
Hi Andhe!
Kaamchor Ho!
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega
Iss Liye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!
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Girl's
TOP 3 lines Meaning...
1. I Miss U (Means:" Time pass nai ho raha
hai.. Tumhare sath hi thoda tym paas kar lu)
2. I M Single Means:" (Mera past Bf bhikhari ban gaya.. Ab
tumhari bari)
3. Mai Couzin Se Baat Kar Rai Thi Means:" (aur 2, 3 bf waiting
me the)
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Santa
: Kal Mere Friend ne Chupke se Mere Mobile Se Meri GirlFriend Ka
Mobile No. Le Liya...
Banta : Fir Kya Hua... ? ? ?
Santa : Woh Bewakoof....
Kal Raat Se Apni Sister Ko Romentic Msgs Bhej
Raha
Hai
Romantic
line by a SMALL kid
after breakup ........
Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich kalti hu
pal kya kalu
mumy loz BADAM khila deti he , aul tumale yad fil aa jata hai...
About : Amy Flair

Amy flair is a Fun loving Girl from San jose, USA and the Author of Funny Jokes Funny, I love sharing funny pictures, funny jokes, funny SMS, dirty pics or anything that makes you laugh all day all time. You can follow me on Twitter & Like my page on Facebook
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