Sunday, January 19, 2014

Funny Jokes: Best Comedy Jokes Ever

Have Fun With Funny Jokes :-

Kamina Bachha
Mom:"school jaa,

Bachcha:"nahi jaunga
Mom:"kyu ??
Bachcha:"job kar lunga..
Mom:"Nalayak beshram..
KG 2 padh k kya job karega.. ??
.
Bachcha:"KG 1 ki ladkiyo ko
tuition padaunga ... !!

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Different age groups:
1st to 3rd class hey I studied everything for exam.

4th to 6th class:"hey that question was very hard so i leave only that question
7th to 10th class: "hey Read only important questions..
11th class: "i think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass .
12th class: "kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??
And in college: saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya. !!

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Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai- aur aadat ho jaati hai.

(◦.◦)

<) )>
_/ /_ 

Hume dekho,
Hum Bachpan se padhai kar rahe hai.. par Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui..
thats called SELF CONTROL


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CHINA Cricket Kyon Nhi khelta.?

Kyonki TECHNICAL Problem Hae..............
Sab Players Ka Face Ek Jaisa Hota Hai,
Jo Out Ho Gaya

Wahi
Muh Dhoke Phir Se Aa Skta hai... 
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USA: "Hamare DOG Football khelte hai,

JAPAN: "Hamari FISH dance Karti hai,
CHINA: "Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai,.
INDIA: "Hamare GADHE Desh Chalate hai

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Angry Moment:-

when U are sleeping & someone enters Ur Room,
turns on the Lite & then leaves Without

turning it OFF..!!! 
kasam se aag lag jaati he dil me.

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6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree.

A Hunter Saw That And Shot Over The Tree.
5 Male Birds Flew Away.
But 1 Female Bird Kept Sitting.
Why?
.
.
.
Bas Nakhre.

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Girl - Mat kr Picha Mera 1din royega,

Bahar College k Tu Samose ki dukan kholega.
Boy - Tu mt Thukra Mera Pyar,
1 Din Pachtayegi Usi dukan pe Bartan Manjti Nazar ayegi...  
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Cuteness:

Ek Choti Si Bacchi Apne Papa Se Gussa Ho Kar Ghar K Bahar Baithi Thi...
Maa: Kya Hua ??

Bacchi: Apke Husband K Sath Meli Banti Nhi Hai...
Mujhe Mela Husband Chahiye... !!

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Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana

Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai
Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!.. Tum Toh Ho Hi  Andhe!
Kaamchor Ho!
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega
Iss Liye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!
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 Girl's TOP 3 lines Meaning...

1. I Miss U (Means:" Time pass nai ho raha hai.. Tumhare sath hi thoda tym paas kar lu)
2. I M Single Means:" (Mera past Bf bhikhari ban gaya.. Ab tumhari bari)
3. Mai Couzin Se Baat Kar Rai Thi Means:" (aur 2, 3 bf waiting me the)

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Santa : Kal Mere Friend ne Chupke se Mere Mobile Se Meri GirlFriend Ka Mobile No. Le Liya...

Banta : Fir Kya Hua... ? ? ?
Santa : Woh Bewakoof....
Kal Raat Se Apni Sister Ko Romentic Msgs Bhej
Raha
Hai

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Romantic line by a SMALL kid

after breakup ........
Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich kalti hu
pal kya kalu
mumy loz BADAM khila deti he , aul tumale yad fil aa jata hai...


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