Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Funny Jokes On Girls & Boys : Always Rocks.!


Funny jokes:-
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK..!!

Boy: Will you marry me ?
Girl: Do you have a house ?
Boy: No but…
Girl: Do you have a BMW car ?
Boy: No but…
Girl: How much is your salary ?
Boy: No salary but..
Girl: No but.. You have nothing.
How can I marry you?
Just leave me, please!

* GIRL GOES AWAY *

Boy: *talking to himself*
I have 1 Villa,
3 plots,
3 Ferrari,
2 Porsche,
1 Lamborghini

Why I still need to buy a cheap BMW ?
How can I get the salary when
actually I'm the BOSS?

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Bf to Gf:" Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne
Mein Aayi Thi..
.
.
You Were Looking Very Cute :))
Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmmmm ?? Sach Much..
Bf:" Haan Baba Such Much
Gf:" Sapne Mein Hum Dono Kya Kar Rahe The ??
Bf:" I Was Eating Dairy Milk..Main Akele He Kha Raha Tha Aur Tum
Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz Mein Keh Rahi Thi Ki
Plz Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But
Wrappar To De Dena Chaatne Ke Liye..

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Santa ne “Live Radio Station” call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan
Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?
R.J (Gusse me) : Haaan bhai haan..!!
Santa: Hello Banto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de…!
Main uper chhat par bathroom mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai…!!

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History sir was on leave. So science sir was asked 2 set d paper.
The very 1st Question shocked the students.
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram &
label the parts...

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Arz kiya hai,
Bina soche samjhe shadi kroge to zindagi bigad
loge,
Bina soche samjhe shadi kroge to zindagi bigad
loge,
.
.
.
Soch samjh kr kroge to bhi kya ukhad loge...

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OLD GENERATION:

Roshni Chand Se Hoti Hai, Sitaaron Se Nahi,
Mohabbat Ek Se Hoti Hai, Hazaron Se Nahii.

NEW GENERATION:

Chand Ko Mil Gai Chandni Sitaron Ka Kia Hoga,
Mohabbat 1 Se Hi Kar Li Tou Hazaron Ka Kia Ho Ga

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Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye):
Dekho Woh Ladka Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Raha Hai...
.
Boy: Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
.
Jab Maine Pehli Baar Teri Shakal Dekhi Thi,
To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi,
Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main...

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Ek Sadhu se ek bhakt ne Pucha-
Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Kyu Bethtey Ho ?
Sadhu Ne Bahut Khubsurat Jawab Diya-
.
"Tujhe Koi Taqleef Hai BC ?

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Ultimate bezzati
Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus k intzaar me khade the,
1 bhikari aaya, sub se paise liye
or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya..!

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Ek Totla Taxi Drivr 3 girls ko le k
jaa rha tha..
Policewala- Ladkiyon ko le k kaha ja rhe ho ?
TOTLA- Chodne !! .
POLICE- Kya bakwas hai ye?
TOTLA- Ek ko park me chodna hai..
Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai..
Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho..?
TOTLA-Tum chup laho nai to tumhe yahi chod dunga

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Teacher : What is your father name ?
Santa : Sundar lal Chadda
Teacher(gussa se) : English me btao.
Santa : Beautiful Red Underwear.

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Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend.
Jiski Girlfriend.
.
Usse kahegi: ''jaanu tum phone rakho, mai call karti hu'

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Universal truth.......
Ladkiyo ke drame...
.
aur...
.
Reebok k payjame , saalo-saal chalte hai...

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