Sunday, March 9, 2014

Read Out A-One Funny Jokes - Laugh Out Loud

This one will kill u ................
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Onion Got Married 2 Cabbage And The Next
Morning a Friend Asked Onion
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How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night?
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Onion Said 'Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi
Subah Ho Gayi...!

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Heights of irritating someone:

Boy: pen hai.?
Girl: nahi..

Thodi der baad.!
Boy: pen hai ?
Girl: nahi bola na.
Boy: pen hai pen.?
Girl: nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to hathode se sar phod dungi.!

Kuch der baad.!
Boy: hathoda hai kya..???
Girl: nahi..
Boy: accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???

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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

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Heart melting love story:

Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.

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White House receptionist to OBAMA..
"Sir..someone has called up but not speaking anything"
OBAMA - Tell him Namaste !!
He must be Manmohan Sing from INDIA

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Dr: Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !

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Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum!!
Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??.................................

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T.T - Ticket dikhao
Santa - Aa lo ji.
T.T - Eh toh purani ticket hai.
Santa - toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nikalwai hai..

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Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College..
Son: No Maa.. I don't want to go to college..
Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college..
Son: 1. All students hate me..
2. All staff hates me..
Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason..
Come on, U must go to college..
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go 2 college..
Mom: 1. U are 47 years old..
2. U are the Principal of the college..
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Moral: Sirf Bachon ka hi Dil nahi karta Chhutti karne ka!

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Aaj ki Ladki

Girl - mera mobile zada time meri mom k paas hota hai .
Boy-agr hum pakde gaye to ,.?
Girl -nahi pakde ja sakte
Boy-kyun??
Girl-- kyunki maine tumhara number 'battery low' ke naam se save kiya hua hai...
jab tumhari call ati hai mumy
mobile charging par lga kar chali jati hai..

Arvind Kejriwal was CM for 47 days.

In history, he will be known as AK-47.

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BREAKING NEWS:
Kejriwal will be going for Dharna from tomorrow
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against Afridi.

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