Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Top 10 Hindi Funny Jokes On Girls

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach
bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.
Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!

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3 boys proposed a girl

1st:
Mai tumhare liye Apni jaan de sakta hu..
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain..

2nd:
Mai tumhare liye Chand taare todkar la sakta hu..
Girl: Purana dialogue hai..

3rd:
Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga
Girl : (Ankho me ansu k sath) Pagal itna chahta hai muje !!

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Honey Singh : Main woh launda, nahin hu jo tere sath padhta hun...

Girl : Haan IIT mein hun main, teri aukaat bhi nahi hai wahan padhne ki...!

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Tiger : Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur Animal Planet walo ne bhi Pareshan kar k rakha hai..
Monkey - Kyun? Kya hua bhai.!
Tiger - Saale ratdin camere lagake baithte hai, Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain..!
"Only Few Left..Only Few Left."

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KG ki class me Madam 1Bache se boli-
1se10 tak ginti sunao ,Mai tumhe 1 kiss dungi...
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Bacha-Madam agar 100 Tak suna dun to
Honeymoon pakka Na...

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Grlfrnd : Mujhe Maaf Kar Do Maine Tumse Chupaya...
Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai...
Boyfrnd :Aray Koi Baat Nahi Chalo ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwata Hun...!

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TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor : Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor : Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....
Anchor : Inhain baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor : Safaid ko.....
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor : Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
Anchor : Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor : Kale ko......
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor : Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....
Anchor (Ghusse se): Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala?
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!

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Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...
kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?
Santa - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon par card me likha hai, "Dinner 7-12pm"

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Sunny Leone Mar Gayi Toh Uski Kabar Pe Imran Hashmi Aya Or Bahut Hasne Laga
1 Aadmi : Aap Q Has Rahe Ho...!
Imran : Kamini Life Me, Pehli Baar Akeli Soyi Hai...!

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Pappu :- I fell in Love with you the minute I saw you.... Will you Marry me ?
Girl :- Hindi Mein Bol , Harami ! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati
Pappu :- Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi Aisa Lag Raha Hai , Behen !

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Postman Knocked The Door...
A Kid Came Wid Cigrete In Mouth & Beer In Hand...
Postman:" Papa Hain.. ??
Kid:" Abe Bhootni K, Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai, Baap Ghar Pe Hoga.!

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Pappu To His Friend : Yr Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge
Jab Tak Ye Samne Vale Ped 3 Ke 6 Nhi Dikhte...
Waiter : Bass Karo Saalo Samne 1 Hi Ped Hai, Ab Kya Pura Jungle Dekhoge!

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He- I love your Glamour...
She- aww..but wo mere papa ki hai, mere pas Scooty pep+ hai...

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