Monday, April 13, 2015

Latest Funny Jokes in Hindi

GREAT Line Said By SIR ABDUL KALAM :-
I m not a "HANDSOME Man", But I give my "HAND" to "SOME" one who needs help...!
Moral - Beauty is in Heart, not in Face

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Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai???
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Guluk Guluk Guluk
Dubuk Dubuk
Bulubulubulu Poochuk
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Haso Mat Its A Sad Story.

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Teacher: today we r going to write 10 lines on
"MY BEST FRIEND" topic..
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After few minutes
A boy stands up:- mam 'CHUTIYE' ko English me kya bolte hain.?

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Ladki patane ka tarika Chupke se usko piche ja k pakad lo:-
Agar hasi to samjho FASI
Or
Agar gussa hue to zor zor se chillao
"DIDI DAAR GAYI, DIDI DAAR GAYI"

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Ek kanjus ne Shadi me Damad ko CHESS Gift Diya...
Damad : Ye Kya majak hai sasur ji ??
Sasur : Tamanna thi, Beti ko Shadi me HATHI, GHODE, UNTH, NAUKAR-CHAKAR Du Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi.!

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True Lines..!!
Sacha pyaar hamesha galat insaan se hota hai.
Aur
Jab sahi insaan se pyar hota hai, tab waqt galat hota hai

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Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho..
Student :examination hall

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