Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Top 10 Latest Funny Jokes - Top 10 Funny Jokes in The World

Announcement in a SCHOOL:
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"Students who've Parked their
cycles in front of d Gate, Plz move their cycles
to the Parking area!!"
After 30 mins another
announcement: "The 400 students who went
to move 10 cycles plz come back to classes

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How Guys feel sorry after hurting their girlfriend . .
1st message-sorry
2nd message- Sorry please
3rd message- Jus talk to me once baby
4th message- Please listen na baby please
5th message- please itna naraz mat ho mujse
6th message- I'l die agar tune baat nai ki to
7th message - Tere jaisi 10 ladkiya rehti hai mere piche. . Tu kya khud ko miss world samajhti hai! . . . . . .
8th msg -baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last night

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Dear Dialogue"Hasi toh Fasi"
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Aaj tak jitni hasi ,,,, sali ek bhi na
fasi ..

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Agar aapki magnetic personality ke bad bhi ladki appki taraf attract naji h rahi hai,
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to iska matlab ladki me iron ki kami hai.

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Ek baar ek aadmi ka phone TOILET
Mein gir Gaya..?
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Achanak toilet se 'Toilet Devi'
prakat hui..
Unhone uss aadmi ko ek gold ka
phone diya..?
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Aadmi ne 'kulhaadi' wali story
suni huyi thi..?
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isliye vo imaandaari ke saath
bola-"Ye sone ka phone mera nahi
hai Devi ji..?
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Devi Boli-
Abey GADHE DHO LE isko

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बधाई...
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रेलवे प्लेटफार्म टिकट 10/- की हो गई है।
नहीं खरीदने पर पहले 5/- बचते थे अब 10/- बचेंगें। 

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